The Scum Are Next

By: Lucas | April 18th, 2007

Arsenal, the gooners, the hun, those French homosexuals who play a couple of miles away, the sheep fuckers, however you want to refer to them, we play them this Saturday. They’ve already embarrassed us twice this season- 3-0 at the Emirates, thanks to Robin van Persie (van Pussy? I think it works) diving to win penalties and just an overall lackluster performance by Spurs. Then we just shat the bed in the Carling Cup, giving up a two goal lead at home.

It is crucial- crucial, that we get a result out of this game, at the very least a well played draw, and hopefully a win. We haven’t beaten them in years and it’s been somewhat of a disappointing season, and we could really use this nice piece of momentum as we close out the season. Also, you know, we need the fucking points.

Ledley King will hopefully be able to play, and I must say that it would be outstanding for him to give a real command performance against the hun, to shut down Adebayor’s goofy, shit-dancing ass. Really, how fucking annoying is that little jig he and Thierry Henry do? Far be it from me to criticize someone on their dancing skills, but they look more epileptic than smooth.

Anyway, now that I’ve fulfilled my daily quota of sheep-fucking jokes, epilepsy jokes, and of course hilariously witty jokes about Robin van Persie’s last name, I’m off. Good talk.

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• Mac |  April 18th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

  
  
  

  Apparently you filled your “gay-bashing” jokes for today as well. Seriously, man.

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• keebee |  April 18th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

  
  
  

  Its not Robin van Pussy..but Robin van Rapist…ask the girl in holland she`ll tell ya!!

  Come on Spurs gotta be our day..Sod`s law an all.

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• Chris |  April 18th, 2007 at 2:07 pm

  
  
  

  Ledley King always looks like he’s just walked into a lamppost, and if you’re depending on Pascal Chimblockhead, Jermaine Jackass, headless chicken Aaron Lennon, Midiocre, Young Ping Pong, fatboy Robinson and the rest for a result you’ll be crying into your bagels all night long.

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• Luis |  April 18th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

  
  
  

  I know brits take their footy seriously but damn dude. Can’t you find something else to criticize about arsenal? I mean their football stinks lately. Why not start there?

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• Sam |  April 18th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

  
  
  

  Ja bro, gay jokes are not cool. Otherwise, we’re gonna kick Arsenal’s ass.

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• lucas |  April 18th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

  
  
  

  let’s all just calm down, it’s a joke, i have no issue with gay people, and so on, and so forth.

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• Leslie |  April 18th, 2007 at 6:35 pm

  
  
  

  Seriously, if you don’t have “issues” with gay people, don’t be a homophobe.

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• lucas |  April 18th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

  
  
  

  oh for fucks sake, they’re just words

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