Celebrating The Fact We’re Not Ars*nal

Ahhh it’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining and I’m not a gooner. It must be a miserable life being a member of the scummiest team on earth. It is said that a fine layer of grease carefully hugs the skin and shirt of every goon player and fan alike. Without doubt Robert Pires, the greasiest player of all time, had such attributes, and after having set up his world famous diving academy and teaching his trade to other gooners, left before he was linched. From the time Ars*nal were allowed onto a pitch (actually an open field with an open sewer running through it), the stench has hung over its history like a flapping Martin Keown who hasn’t used anti-perspirant.

It’s evidence enough that so many Ars*nal players are driven to drink themselves into a more ridiculous state than they already are. Enjoy…

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Tags: Arsenal, Grease, Robert Pires, Scum, Team News

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