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Game Recap: Middlesborough-2-3 Tottenham Hotspur
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Well, a big win for Spurs, as Portsmouth and Bolton both surprised, leaving us tied for 8th place and down on goal differential. You’ve got to hope that maybe the Sam Allardyce sage will mess with Bolton, but we’ll see. Phenomenal work from Dimitar Berbatov- pure class on the volley- and Robbie [...]
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More transfer Rumors
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As always, I have nothing better to write about, so I’ll provide speculation on who’s coming into the team.
Gareth Bale- According to the always-reliable Tribal Football, Spurs will have a clear shot at Bale over the summer. Remember, this was said without a source given, but it would be nice if we could [...]
Category: Team NewsGame Recap: Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Arsenal
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Jermaine Jenas, you beautiful bastard, I would suspend my heterosexuality just to make love to your right foot. Not a week after I talk a bunch of shit about him, he scores a crucial goal to draw with the scum, and totally redeem himself in my eyes… at least until his next shitty game.
We [...]
Category: Team NewsGet. Excited.
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I’m getting goosebumps every time I think about Arsenal on Saturday, every time I think about Lennon outpacing everyone on the wing, or Defoe scoring from twenty yards out, or the totally unlikely but still wonderful possibility that Jens Lehmann will get kicked right in the balls.
Robbie Keane is apparently not going to play, which [...]
Category: Team NewsThe Scum Are Next
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Arsenal, the gooners, the hun, those French homosexuals who play a couple of miles away, the sheep fuckers, however you want to refer to them, we play them this Saturday. They’ve already embarrassed us twice this season- 3-0 at the Emirates, thanks to Robin van Persie (van Pussy? I think it works) diving [...]
Category: Team NewsGame Recap: Wigan 3-3 Tottenham Hotspur
By: Lucas | 4 Comments
A series of good parts and bad parts to a game that left me feeling, well, nothing. Vague disappointment, maybe?
Good- We scored three goals, we haven’t gotten to that point in a while.
Bad: We let in three goals, against FUCKING WIGAN. They’d scored that many goals twice this season before this [...]
Category: Team NewsGame Recap: Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Seville
By: Lucas | 4 Comments
Well, it must be a tough night for Spurs. A bad loss, and they won’t be able to sit down for at least a couple of days after being sodomized by that ref. How many handballs in or around the box? How many times does Didier Zokora have to dive? Ugh.
To [...]
Category: Team NewsGame Preview- Tottenham Hotspur V. Seville
By: Lucas | 4 Comments
I’m going to keep it short today, because I’ve noticed an alarming connection between the length of my posts and Spurs’ results. It’s actually somewhat worrying. Anyway, let’s keep it simple. Ledley King is back, I’ve kept the aforementioned prodigious erection, and we need to step the fuck up. COYS!
Category: Team NewsSha-ZAM!
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A ridiculous title for a post? Probably. The best way to celebrate Ledley King’s return? Definitely. The captain, out since Boxing Day, will be returning for our match against Seville at White Heart Lane this Thursday. It has the makings of a storybook event, and I feel I would be [...]
Category: Team NewsGame Recap- Chelsea 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur
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Well, we lost. Not a phenomenal performance from either team, a great strike by Ricardo Carvalho, and Chelsea, yet again, pulled out a victory. I’m keeping it short, because, well, there’s not a whole lot to write about. I could make a joke about how Carvalho’s hair looks like pubes, but I [...]
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